I had every intention to write about this weekend and what I did the entire time, but when I sat down to write tonight, I got a text from a friend stating that her crazy ex is following her on Twitter. She asked, “When you block someone, can they see your profile anymore?”

Of course, I didn’t have the answer and told her not to be shaken up by him or his craziness because she has moved on and is better than stooping to his level. I also asked her if she wanted me to track him down and him up.

She laughed, then responded with something that TOTALLY freaked me out. (And I can almost guarentee you’ll be freaked, too).

At some point when they were dating, he mentioned that the three of us have a ménage à trois.

Ack! And totally, completely awkward.

OK, first off, I’ve never done that and have no intentions of ever doing that, especially with one of my good friends. Secondly, I’m not into girls. And it pisses me off that he assumed if she and I were drunk, we would be down with that. With him. And that thought makes me want to throw up a little.

He apparently forgot about how I have a boyfriend and was with him before they dated.

He also apparently forgot he had a girlfriend at the time.

Learning about this months later really upsets me for her because he said it and apparently mentioned it whenever she and I were going to hang out. And since we were neighbors, we would get together at least once a week to bake or cook.

They broke up after these comments started (and he went BSC — bat shit crazy), but seriously? What kind of guy thinks his girlfriend would EVER want to hear that?

Granted, we have to have the bad experiences to appreciate the good, but in my book, my friend gets bonus points for putting up with someone so ignorant, even for that short period.

Her next boyfriend has to be a keeper because Lord knows she dealt with this one long enough.

… Needless to say, I won’t be going to smack this guy. EVER. And I’m OK with that.