Big news! December 9, 2008
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I caved and bought a domain.
I’m now blogging at www.stylishhandwriting.com!
It’s not too pretty right now, but I’ll get it up and running in no time. Check it out!
Wild Weekends: the Picnic Table Three December 7, 2008
Posted by stylishhandwriting in all about me, friends, high school, wild weekends.11 comments
Happy Sunday, freaders! I’m still laid up on the couch and sick as a dog, but I’ve decided to use this sickness for good. Instead of whining all day (like I did yesterday), I’m watching Harry Potter and working on my Christmas cards. Awesome, no?
A few weeks back, I posted about a certain prank my friends and I played on our boss. And, during the weekends from now on, I’d like to share a story or two about my so-called ‘wild’ days. (Because they were so scandalous, ha!)
This week’s story was suggested by my BFF Eli. Because we were totally rebels.
This shouldn’t surprise anyone, but I was a goody two-shoes in high school. I didn’t like to break the rules, so I didn’t. Ever. (I had a pretty exciting existence in high school, as I’m sure you can tell. But I was OK with it.)
When the spring of my senior year rolled around, my BFFs (Katie and Eli) and I decided we wanted to perform a senior prank. (They were every bit as good as me, if not more so.)
In years past, crickets were let loose in the school. The exterior of the building was spray-painted with obscene phrases and crude drawings. Locks were superglued shut. Handicapped signs were painted on every teacher parking spot outside of the school. (That was one of my favorites.) A cow was led up the stairs of the annex building and left to roam one , and since cows (apparently) can’t walk down stairs… yeah.
We wanted to do a prank that would better the school, and one day at lunch, we realized what would be perfect.
Students are allowed to eat outside of the cafeteria if the weather is nice, either picnic-style on the grass or at old picnic tables. We sat outside nearly every day, enjoying the spring sunshine and the feeling that we were not longer trapped inside the building. The picnic tables had seen their fair share of weather, and their old boards were worn and decorated with student doodles. How wonderful would it be to bring some color to lunchtime?
It was perfect, and we were in.
Katie’s dad bought the paint for us — blue, pink and yellow. My mother laughed and immediately approved. We didn’t tell Eli’s parents. And then we were ready to go one spring night, just days before graduation.
We drove up to the school, sneaking around to the backside where the tables were located. Quickly, we each took a bucket of paint and brushes to decorate.
Within minutes, the tables were more spunky and colorful than they had been in years. We continued our artwork, adding splatter paint and some hand prints for fun.
A few minutes later, we heard sirens.
We dropped everything and ran back to the car only to realize that a cop car was blocking us in. We were covered in paint, and guilty was written across our faces.
A janitor, who was standing next to the officer, had been inside the school and called the cops on us. He insisted he would not press charges because he saw us around school and knew we were good kids. However, it would be reported to the principal, and after the cop slapped handcuffs on Eli and shoved him into the backseat of the cop car, we were let go with a warning and a date with destiny the next morning.
I got home and broke the news to my mom. She wasn’t upset, and she held me as I wept myself to sleep that night.
The next morning came too soon, and the three of us made the walk of shame into the main office before the late bell rang. We were three of the only seniors in the school — seniors are released about a week earlier than other students — and after my volleyball coach poked his head into the office to laugh at us, we were called into the principal’s office.
We were so nervous. None of us were bad students or kids — we had NEVER been to the principal’s office, and since we were so involved in our school, the principal knew who we were. I remember my hands shaking as we walked into her office.
Dr. W, the principal, was stern, but lenient on us. She told us we would have to repaint the tables for the school and that we might not get to walk at graduation — she was saving that judgment for later, but it was very clear to the three of us that she got a laugh or two out of our prank.
For the next three days, we spent hours at the school repainting our works of art. Many times, students came up to us to ask why we were repainting them because they were so fun with the multicolored paints. We would just shrug.
Once the repainting was complete, we were told we would be able to walk at graduation. On graduation day, we learned we could all wear our National Honor Society hoods, too.
That day, we were thanked in Dr. W’s graduation speech for our “latest community service project.”
My grandmother still smiles about that to this day, and whenever we talk about high school, we still laugh because who would have thought that we would get caught completing our harmless senior prank?
If nothing else, it makes for a good story.
The one where I’m sniffly and slightly pathetic December 6, 2008
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Lucy Belle came home for about 15 minutes last night before I had to take her back to the vet because of more stomach issues. They’re keeping an eye on her for the weekend so they can figure out what’s ailing her. The good thing is that she doesn’t appear to be in pain — she was literally jumping around the apartment when I brought her home. Hopefully, she’ll be better by Monday.
After dealing with the whole puppy debacle, I had to go back to work for a late assignment. I already felt bad — partially due to a stuffy nose/ears and also because of my pup — but it got worse as I completed the assignment.
By the time I got home, I was pretty miserable. I promptly took a shower and crawled into bed. But instead of sleeping, I stayed up half the night breathing through my mouth (yuck) and hacking. (It’s probably a good thing Lucy Belle wasn’t home — I was not any fun.)
Somewhere around 3 or 4 this morning, I passed out.
My mother woke me up around 7 a.m. with a phone call. The first words out of her mouth were, “Oh, wow. You sound even more miserable than you did last night.”
It was the truth.
She convinced me to go to the doctor, and once I was looked over, the doc came to the conclusion that I have a cold. Before leaving, he gave me the order that I cannot work the weekend so I can catch up on sleep and hopefully give my horribly weak immune system some time to mend itself.
After filling my prescriptions and getting my boss to come in to work for me, I headed back to my apartment.
Since then, I’ve been catching up on my Reader (finally!), watching movies (so far, I’ve watched The Family Stone and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) and drinking soup. Lots and lots of soup.
I’ve taken up residence on the couch, and I’ll be here for the rest of the day and all day tomorrow.
I have a question for y’all.
When you’re sick, what do you like to do? Do you always watch a certain movie or drink a certain soup/concoction or read a certain book? If you have recommendations, I would love to hear them because I honestly don’t remember the last time I was sick like this.
More than ready for this week to end December 5, 2008
Posted by stylishhandwriting in i will whine if i damn well please, puppy, sickness, small town mississippi.17 comments
I was going to be writing part 3 of my Thanksgiving weekend adventure today — the part where my mother’s dog made our drive home MISERABLE — but I’m not feeling up to it.
Why?
I’m worried about my Lucy Belle.
(If you follow me on Twitter, you know I had to take her into the vet yesterday to stay the night because of stomach issues.)
She spent the night, and they want to keep her all day. They said she’s doing fine, but I miss her.
Last night was really lonely in usually too-tiny one-bedroom apartment. Granted, I got to sleep through the night without any problems, but I miss her snuggling up next to me on the bed. I miss her jumping on top of me to let me know she needs to head outside RIGHT NOW.
To top this off, my week has been a downer, and I’m sick.
Wednesday was an awful day to be a journalist. (Did y’all hear about the layoffs — the largest amount of them in newspaper history?) And while I still have my job, my heart goes out to my friends, colleagues and acquaintances who were laid off. It breaks my heart.
The whole sickness thing? It started going downhill on Tuesday when Lucy and I were driving back to our little town. Now? I sound like a 75-year-old smoker with a really fantastic hacking cough. And this morning, I realized I cannot hear out of my right ear. Cool?
/end whine
This weekend has to be better, right?
On Thanksgiving weekend, part 2 December 4, 2008
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We got up early Thanksgiving Day because of the dogs. I was grumpy, but I had to start getting ready for work. (Yes, I worked on Thanksgiving. No, it wasn’t horrible.)
My first assignment began around 8 a.m., and since it was a fun run, my mother wanted to participate. So while I scrambled to pull myself together, she was pulling on her running clothes. We rode together, she signed up and then ran the race while I photographed the entire time.
She crossed the finish line with two other women, and I cheered for her as she did. I’d never seen her run a race before that day.
In celebration of her run, she suggested we swing by Krispy Kreme. I couldn’t deny her that, so we stopped by the doughnut shop on the way home.
Once at my apartment, we both inhaled our doughnuts. I’m fairly positive I was in a sugar coma when my mother pulled the supposedly-dethawed turkey out of the refrigerator. She promptly asked me why I didn’t take the bird out of its plastic wrapper. Umm, what? Apparently, the turkey has to be OUT of its little wrapper to dethaw properly. We had to give ours a bath to warm it up.
While my mom began working on the dinner, I had to head up to the office for another assignment. It took about three hours to drive, photograph then edit all the photos. I was able to come home after that, thankful I didn’t have anything else on my plate.
Once back at my apartment, I was put in charge of baking the chocolate chip pecan pie (sans coconut.) I was also assigned to make sure the dogs were acting civilly toward each other. (They were, thankfully.) And then I was put in charge of the mashed potatoes.
Everything else? It was all done by the time I got home.
Mom and I hung out on the couch while waiting for the turkey to finish up in the oven, me reading another one of the Twilight books and her knitting a scarf.
We pulled the bird out at 6 p.m. H, our guest, arrived around 6:45 after finishing up with work.
We had turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, cranberry sauce, sweet potato casserole, green beans, black eyed peas (courtesy of H), and rolls. … I think that’s all we had, and it was ALL delicious! In fact, there was so much food that we couldn’t fit it all on the table. Ridiculous!
Unfortunately, since there were only three of us, we didn’t even make a dent into the amount of food. We did, however, have a fantastic time together. I’m so thankful H was able to join us since she wasn’t able to go home, and I’m thankful that my mother is such a fantastic cook, hostess and mom. And I’m thankful that the dogs behaved.
And ever since, I have been eating leftovers. (Half of them are in my freezer, too.) Win!
On Thanksgiving weekend, part 1 December 3, 2008
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I don’t know about y’all, but my Thanksgiving week and weekend were quite interesting. To say that a lot happened would not really describe the entire time. Drama exploded (again and again and again.) Tears were shed. Laughter was shared.
There is NO possible way I could get all that happened into one post. Y’all wouldn’t finish it because it would be that long.
We’re starting at the beginning…
My mother and her Golden Retriever Callie came down Wednesday night for Thanksgiving.
Mom and I headed out to a local pizza place while the dogs were left in the apartment to get to know each other. We had a great time, enjoying a specialty pizza and catching up over a few beers. I was all but ready to pass out by the time was got home.
But when we arrived the apartment, we quickly learned Lucy Belle wanted to play, and Callie was stressed out (from the 5-hour drive AND a puppy bouncing all over the place.) So Lucy continually was jumping onto Callie’s back, and Callie was rearing back and snapping at Lucy’s face.
It was a little traumatic.
Mom and I watched the news while attempting to ignore the dogs, thinking maybe if we let them have it out, they would both calm down and be friends. But the fighting continued. Mom and I got ready for bed. The fighting went on, following us wherever we went.
Mom decided it would be a good idea for her and Callie to sleep on the couch since I had to work in the morning. Lucy and I climbed into bed, and I turned off the light, but Lucy didn’t want to calm down because CALLIE! was outside the door.
Ten minutes later, Mom and Callie came into my bedroom to share the queen-sized bed. Callie doesn’t like sleeping in the dark, apparently, so they wanted to join me. (Note: There was not any more light in my room than there was in the den.)
Immediately, the dogs began to wrestle on the bed. On top of us. As we were attempting to sleep.
Ten minutes later, Mom kicked us out of my bedroom because she couldn’t sleep. I was told Lucy was “out of control,” so she and I were banished to the couch.
While I slept uncomfortably on my couch, my puppy ran around the room, jumping, barking and attempting to play without a playmate. She also tried to steal my pillow a few times unsuccessfully.
Mom got up at 4:30 a.m. (I don’t think Callie let her get much sleep, either) and joined us in the den. No one went back to sleep, and our Thanksgiving Day started early.
Thanks, dogs. Thanks a lot.
It’s obvious that… December 1, 2008
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… I failed NaBloPoMo (AND NaNoWriMo.) I gave up on both about a week ago.
… I have A LOT to get done before my mom gets home this afternoon. And I have even more to take care of before the holidays.
… it has gotten really, really cold in Memphis, and it might snow/ice today.
… there are probably too many Thanksgiving leftovers to eat by myself.
… it’s officially December, and I couldn’t be happier.
Confessions, part 2 November 22, 2008
Posted by stylishhandwriting in nablopomo, random.23 comments
Not going to lie, this week has been tough. From this recent family drama to layoffs to my Tigers losing this afternoon, I feel a little down and out. I’m trying to keep my head up even though I have a feeling all hell will break loose this week.
All that being said, I have the most INCREDIBLE boyfriend in the world. He has been so supportive and helpful throughout all the drama that has been thrown into my life recently. I am so lucky.
I read all of New Moon last night. I’m beginning Eclipse tonight.
I love where I am and what I’m doing, but I want to be in a bigger town.
Recently, I’ve had the urge to audition for a play or a musical. I performed once in high school in a musical, and I had a great time. I somehow think being on the stage or having an outlet like that would be soothing. I wish I were braver and would just go out and pursue it instead of thinking and rethinking.
I have some good friends in my town, but I wish I had more.
I found Stuff Journalists Like yesterday, and I love it! Hilarious and true.
I miss being in college sometimes (even though a lot of the time I’m thankful to have my degree and to be out in the working world.) Today is one of those days where I miss my alma mater, even though my team got smacked around. It’d be nice not to have to worry about working on Thanksgiving or scheduling time off for Christmas.
I love when Lucy curls up by my feet on the couch and passes out. It makes me feel special, plus she’s so warm and precious whenever she naps!
I probably need a nap right now. Maybe I would feel better?
Lucy Belle and I went on a walk this morning for the first time in a while. It was enormously relaxing. I need to wake up earlier every day so we can walk before I go to work.
Three hours and counting… November 20, 2008
Posted by stylishhandwriting in books, movies, nablopomo.10 comments
I’m normally not a fangirl or anything along those lines, but in a little more than three hours, I get to see Twilight.
A friend from work and I are making our way to the ONE theater in our small town to catch the midnight showing. We bought tickets Monday afternoon for fear that it would be sold out.
I’m really, really excited to see how it was adapted from the book.










